Total Medals Earned: 700 (From 109 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,840 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (365/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Good luck with your new career.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)
Beaten the first level.
Saved Kate.
Killed by every type of hazard.
Found the first Rune of Shalak.
Found the 8-bit world.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/190 points)
really? A medal?
joy joy joyride
up up in the air
you've collected: a few stars
you've collected: a bunch of stars
you've collected: ALL STARS. You should be proud now!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/360 points)
Kill First Monster
Lost any level
Complete First Reef with 3 stars
Complete Half levels
Kill All Monsters
Complete Second Reef with 3 stars
Complete All Levels with 3 stars
Complete Third Reef with 3 stars
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
You have called the first friend
Upgrade Star Boy to level 10
Earn your first million
Complete your first mission
Unlock Stone Age
Earn your first billion
Unlock Ancient Egypt
You have smashed the first car
Upgrade Star Boy to level 50
You have unlocked all friends of present age
Earn your first trillion
You have unlocked all friends of Middle Age
You have unlocked all friends of Ancient Egypt
You have unlocked all friends of Stone Age
Unlock Middle Age
Earn your first quadrillion
Upgrade Star Boy to level 100
Unlock ALL friends!
You have smashed all the cars!
You won: all cars destroyed space-time continuum is safe!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (130/130 points)
Go full speed
Get negative 20 rings
Kill five bees
Get a negative number of rings
Go the minimum speed
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (145/145 points)
Go quickly
Get negative 50 rings
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Get negative 100 rings or something like come on
Kill 5 bees
You went too quickly
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Medals Earned: 22/22 (280/280 points)
Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)
Destroy a rang.
Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)
Play as Picture of Shaq
Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?
Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.
Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay
Get a negative number of rangs you loser
Go as unquickly as possible
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing
Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)
Kill 5 bees you racist
Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.
Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any
Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Play as every character except ???
Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)
Medals Earned: 17/17 (120/120 points)
Collect a total of 420 rangs. (Unlocks ???)
Win an event with negative rangs.
Win an event against Sonac.
Win all 3 events with Mareo.
Win an event.
Play as 5 characters.
Use a boost.
Win all 3 events with Shadoo.
Win all 3 events with Sonac.
Win all 3 events with Bow Wow.
Win all 3 events with Eggsman.
Get last in an event.
Go as quickly as possible.
Collect 1000 total rangs.
Play as every character
Medals Earned: 5/11 (160/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal